PSG masterclass or a chatbot prophecy? Enrique jokes as PSG edge Marseille in Kuwait

Preview

Luis Enrique, Paris Saint-Germain's coach, teased reporters ahead of the French Super Cup final against Olympique de Marseille, set to take place in Kuwait. When asked for the AI's take on football fortunes, he erupted in laughter at a press conference on Wednesday. He quipped that one should have asked ChatGPT last season who would win the Champions League, noting PSG's surprising triumph had no script.

Enrique's mindset and game plan

The Spaniard stressed that the clash with Marseille is a strong incentive, a classic duel, and a chance to clinch another trophy. He said the aim is to control the match, dominate possession, and maximize efficiency with or without the ball. He also noted PSG's recent success under his leadership, which included nine trophies across local, continental, and world competitions in two seasons, including the Champions League and the UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup.

He also joked that those who use this technology should be smart. He said the main objective is to be more effective with and without the ball and that winning requires focus and humility.

Match context and stakes

PSG vs Marseille is the French Super Cup, a classic duel and a chance to add another trophy to the cabinet. The match is scheduled for January 8, 2026, at 19:00 in Kuwait. Enrique underscored that beating Marseille is a strong motivation and the team will approach with discipline and intent.

Closing note: Enrique's lighter mood aside, PSG are aiming to assert control from the start and show they can translate talent into trophies. And if ChatGPT ever predicts a result, remember: even the best algorithms can’t dodge a defender’s surge or a clever counter.

Punchline 1: If ChatGPT starts predicting matches, at least it won’t complain about the coffee being cold after extra time.

Punchline 2: And if the AI claims the win, remind it: the trophy still has to be carried by humans—and with a good sense of humor.